t this . "I beg to differ, I'm sorry, I just do .. Max Walker was hosting the AFL last year and somebody said to him," Grand final Max, what d'ya reckon? "" Well I tell ya what, Grand final, it's a pretty big day for football. "Well thanks for that Max. Cheque's in the mail. Very nicely done. ", Convicted criminal Chopper Reid put in his two cents on police brutality:
"The tough approach at least produced tougher crooks, not like today. When the police questioned via the use of fist, boot and baton it produced a tough, hard breed of stand up criminal ". br/>
Australian animal jokes
is a land full of strange things animals that many people around the world have difficulty believing are true. For example, for most people around the world, it is bizarre to think an animal such as a kangaroo could exist. Not other country has animals that have a pouch, give birth to babies less than an inch long and hop around on two legs. Likewise, no other country has animals like the platypus, which lay eggs, suckle young, have a mouth like a duck and fur like a rat. In fact, when a platypus specimen was first sent to England, the English thought Australians had played a joke on them by sewing the mouth of a duck to a rat.the world has become accustomed to the unbelievable being possible in Australia, Australians have exploited the world s belief by arguing that very ridiculous things occur in Australia. Americans have been told than kids ride in the pouch of a kangaroo to school. Europeans have been told that Australia is populated by dropbears, an evil species of territorial kolas that drop from trees to claw and bit at the neck. To ward off the danger, they should wear a bicycle helmet when walking in the bush. Some foreigners have even been fooled into thinking that in Australia there is a Hoop snake that takes its tail in its mouth and then goes bowling merrily along.
Inaccurate stereotypes
often make jokes about the inaccuracy of stereotypes. Many of examples could be seen in the movie Crocodile Dundee [40]. In the movie, wealthy reporter Sue Charlton (Linda Kozlowski) hears about the heroic tale of survival of Mick Dundee (Paul Hogan) and flies to the outback to verify his story. As they travel to the outback, Mick uses good natured dishonesty to win her charms. Mick secretly uses a razor to shave, but when he hears her coming, he pulls out a huge knife and pretends to shave with it. He looks at his mate's watch then pretends he can tell the time by looking at the sky.night, the two are visited by one of Mick's Aboriginal mates, Neville Bell, on his way to a corroboree. Sue tries to take the man's picture, but Neville says:
"You can't take my picture" responds:
"You are afraid it will ...
