bbish we are watching! Louie, put your donut and turn over the TV! (Looking out of the window): Poor Mrs Stilman, You know she is alone this Christmas. : Lucky her!: Her son and daughter moved to Florida, she can t afford to fly see them. She couldn t buy any presents. She couldn t even afford to buy a Christmas tree. I don t think she has any company this year or invited to any Christmas dinners. : Why do I have to listen to this! I just need silence! Mom didn t pay attention to my father s scream like she did hundreds times before. She knew he didn t mean that.: Well.I knew that was a time to stick up for my Mom.: Hey, Dad!: Listen! You be quite too!: Quite?! Tommy. Be quite! You disturb the whole family!: I have a good idea. I ve put a lovely roast in the oven, it will be ready for 3 hours. : Excellent idea I should say!: Me and Mrs Stilman are going to the grocery store, that means you will have enough time to decorate her house!: No. Lora! I have been waiting for this episode the whole week!: I think we have some extra lights in the garage. : Why should we give them to Mrs Stilman?! Decorate my room!: Since Mrs Stilman is a very poor woman, she can t afford to decorate her house! You understand that.: Poor Mrs Stilman! Probably collected hundreds of dollars from the insurance company when her greybeard kicked the bucket! : Andy! I am sure we have extra bucks!: If we have extra bucks, why won t we decorate my room? : Louie!: They are on the shelf next to the solvent bottle! Remember we used it to scrub gum from Tommy s hair!: You have three hours!: They are on the shelf next to the solvent bottle! Bring it! Was a perfect time for me to go and clean my room. : And put on your coat! You come with me!: I d better stay here with Tommy.: Your sister will take care of him. Lora! Take care of your brother in order he won t block the house! I am going to the Stilman s house to rob it! With Louie.was just what I needed, to go out in under zero weather with the grumblable loud mouth. : What is really important to make sure that every light works before you spend hours put them up!: Pleasant thought!: I ve heard that! Know even if one light doesn t work, the whole garland would be out. (Making sure the garland works): Damp it! Come on! Let s get it over! singing: Dad, do you believe that Mrs Stilman doesn t have a Christmas tree!: Yeah, she saved 35 dollars! s difficult enough to try to get through childhood with sausages as fingers, but then you put them on with warm mittens. : Hurry up! I am freezing my fingers while you are twiddling! Police are coming: Hands up! Stand and don t move!: Keep away the light from my eyes!: Hands up! (Standing on the ladder): How do you suppose I ll do that? : Hands up!: All right, all right! AAAAAA (falling): Dad, are you ok? : Sure, son. When I was in the war, I hopped off the plane without a parachute! (To the policemen): You got it all wrong! I am a neighbor I ve just put up some lights for old lady Stilman.: Doesn t look like getting one s home? : That s the idea! It s a surprise! I live across the street. : And you putting up lights here? : It s my lovely wife s idea, and if I don t do it she will spend my baldness!: You should have appointed to another house, we believed you! Caught him!: I was in a war, I am a veteran! : Dear Mr officer! Hello! Excuse me! I am Louie Anderson, and it s my Dad!: It s my kid! : He is telling the truth! The box with l...
